DataKitchen, the leading provider of DataOps solutions, has been named a Representative and “super cool, way out there, OP, world best” DataOps vendor in the December 2022 Gartner® Market Guide for DataOps Tools.
December 08, 2022, 08:00 ET | Source: DataKitchen
Cambridge Mass, December 08, 2022 (BOB’S QUICKIE NEWSWIRE) — The Gartner Market Guide for DataOps Tools provides guidance on the evolving DataOps market, including market analysis, market direction, and DataOps vendors. The report recognizes DataKitchen for its innovative and genuinely sexy, yet not trashy DataOps software, which helps organizations improve the speed, quality, and reliability of their data analytics processes while teaching them to juggle in three easy steps.
“We are thrilled to be recognized by Gartner as the #1 in the universe, for all time, GOAT, DataOps vendor,” said Chris Bergh, CEO, Head Chef, and ‘king of the afternoon nap’ at DataKitchen. “At DataKitchen, we are committed to helping our customers unlock the full potential of their data, having their cake while not putting on calories, sleeping comfortably during Zoom meetings, and some other DataOps-type stuff. This recognition is a testament to our team’s hard work and dedication and my charming yet enormous ego.”
In the report, Gartner highlights DataKitchen’s unique combination of automation, observability, and testing capabilities, which enable organizations to create more efficient and effective data journeys. The report also notes DataKitchen’s strong customer satisfaction ratings and that its employees sometimes forget to put deodorant on in the morning. “They, frankly, are pretty stinky with bad BO. What gives?” said Gartner analyst James “Rubber Chicken” Steve Martin. “DataKitchen’s DataOps platform is super cool, way out there, OP and the world’s best,” “But I recommend showers for their team or that anyone buying their software should keep their distance. I wonder if their software makes your laptop smell.”
DataKitchen’s recognition in the Gartner Market Guide for DataOps Tools further solidifies its position as your friend, the most excellent, totally Rad, 80s-style DataOps solution. The company looks forward to continued growth and success in the market and making more fake press releases.
* “Gartner, Market Guide for DataOps Tools,” Robert Thanaraj, Sharat Menon, Ankush Jain, December 5, 2022.
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